Showing posts with label Crossfit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crossfit. Show all posts
Monday, August 15, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
Secret of Life
I figured the title of this blog would catch your attention. Everyone want's to know the answer to that question. What is the Secret of Life? All you have to do is click here to find out.JT FOD: Crop Circles are Jeremy Thiel's preschool art projects.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Get Your Hoodie On
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know wherethe heck she is." - Ellen DeGeneris
JT FOD:
Jeremy Thiel mathematically proved that the bird is the word!
Monday, October 4, 2010
Enter the Vlog
“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.” -Will Smith
JT FOD:
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Jeremy Thiel carried his the same distance in half the time.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Kool-Aid Anyone?
Wish I could take credit for this but I can't. Just wanted to pass along a little crossfit humor for everyone! This is how you know if you're sipping too much of the CrossFit Kool-Aid...
You tell your girlfriend that you spent your morning with Fran, Cindy, or Helen, and she's not mad.
You refuse to eat out any more, because there are no Zone-friendly restaurants.
You have left a sweat angel on the floor of your gym several times.
You are on your last warning for violating your globo-gym's "no oly lifts" policy.
People give you a lot of room at your gym.
"So I think I dig this chick." "What! How can you say that? You don't even know what her Fran time is!"
You understand the meaning of "stomp for power".
You feel sorry for people who read Muscle and Fitness.
In your trunk, you have: at least one kettlebell, spare running shoes, a med ball, and rings.
You know that the phrase "Oh yeah???" is very dangerous in the right context.
You talk about Coach, Greg, Chris, Josh, Dutch, etc like they are your best friends.
Your favorite numbers are 21, 15, and 9.
You've banged your head on a ceiling doing pull-ups.
You can use the words "snatch" and "jerk" in a sentence and not giggle.
You watch affiliate videos while at work/in class.
You do everything "for time".
In the same day, you've broken personal records in deadlifts and sprints.
You psych yourself up by telling yourself you don't need to breathe for the next few minutes.
People accuse you of lying when they ask you how you got in such great shape and you respond that it took less than 1/2 hour a day.
You tell your girlfriend that you spent your morning with Fran, Cindy, or Helen, and she's not mad.
You refuse to eat out any more, because there are no Zone-friendly restaurants.
You have left a sweat angel on the floor of your gym several times.
You are on your last warning for violating your globo-gym's "no oly lifts" policy.
People give you a lot of room at your gym.
"So I think I dig this chick." "What! How can you say that? You don't even know what her Fran time is!"
You understand the meaning of "stomp for power".
You feel sorry for people who read Muscle and Fitness.
In your trunk, you have: at least one kettlebell, spare running shoes, a med ball, and rings.
You know that the phrase "Oh yeah???" is very dangerous in the right context.
You talk about Coach, Greg, Chris, Josh, Dutch, etc like they are your best friends.
Your favorite numbers are 21, 15, and 9.
You've banged your head on a ceiling doing pull-ups.
You can use the words "snatch" and "jerk" in a sentence and not giggle.
You watch affiliate videos while at work/in class.
You do everything "for time".
In the same day, you've broken personal records in deadlifts and sprints.
You psych yourself up by telling yourself you don't need to breathe for the next few minutes.
People accuse you of lying when they ask you how you got in such great shape and you respond that it took less than 1/2 hour a day.
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