Wish I could take credit for this but I can't. Just wanted to pass along a little crossfit humor for everyone! This is how you know if you're sipping too much of the CrossFit Kool-Aid...
You tell your girlfriend that you spent your morning with Fran, Cindy, or Helen, and she's not mad.
You refuse to eat out any more, because there are no Zone-friendly restaurants.
You have left a sweat angel on the floor of your gym several times.
You are on your last warning for violating your globo-gym's "no oly lifts" policy.
People give you a lot of room at your gym.
"So I think I dig this chick." "What! How can you say that? You don't even know what her Fran time is!"
You understand the meaning of "stomp for power".
You feel sorry for people who read Muscle and Fitness.
In your trunk, you have: at least one kettlebell, spare running shoes, a med ball, and rings.
You know that the phrase "Oh yeah???" is very dangerous in the right context.
You talk about Coach, Greg, Chris, Josh, Dutch, etc like they are your best friends.
Your favorite numbers are 21, 15, and 9.
You've banged your head on a ceiling doing pull-ups.
You can use the words "snatch" and "jerk" in a sentence and not giggle.
You watch affiliate videos while at work/in class.
You do everything "for time".
In the same day, you've broken personal records in deadlifts and sprints.
You psych yourself up by telling yourself you don't need to breathe for the next few minutes.
People accuse you of lying when they ask you how you got in such great shape and you respond that it took less than 1/2 hour a day.